lunaloup

'Cause I know my weakness, know my voice,
And I'll believe in grace and choice
And I know perhaps my heart is farce,
But I'll be born without a mask."

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

(via costanza-is-a-cannibal)

  • Everyone on the Normandy: Wow Thane is so sexy and dangerous be careful he'll kill u wow danger man bad boy 4 lyfe
  • Thane: Will you hold my hand??

zohbugg:

Star Wars AU: Everything is the same, except R2-D2 doesn’t make beeps and whistles, and is instead voiced by Kayne West, who is given no script but is just reacting to all the crazy space shit going on around his little robot homie.

(via brokeback-mesopotamia)

Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.

Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)

(via sergendry)

favorite video games (in no particular order) → 4 / ?
↳ the wolf among us

(Source: koukaju, via starlorrd)

felicefawn:

I can’t fucking breathe. Holy shit. This is basically my entire personality and interests in a video. I will never recover from this.

STOP IT

hELP

(Source: videohall, via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

"I’m going to be awesome at wielding weapons, driving fast cars and generally being bad-ass. I’ll be hanging out with Terminators and whatnots, introducing them to flat whites and generally chilling," — Emilia Clarke on playing Sarah Conner

(Source: adoringemiliaclarke, via bilbodear)